(Curie : 1995 - 2013 // Biffy : 1995 - 2011)
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About 25 years back, I left some trash in a paper grocery bag right outside my apartment door for just a few minutes while I had to go back inside for something. When I came back out two or three minutes later, the bag was gone. It wasn't where I left it ... I looked around and found it down one flight of stairs in a corner. The bag had been opened, but none of the contents was taken.
I had the biggest laugh of my life because ... there was nothing in the bag but 3 days' worth of cat poop from my two cats' litter box which I had cleaned out earlier that morning. I was trying to imagine the look on the thief's face when he (she) opened the bag to check out the loot !!! 😀😁😂
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© Hénock Gugsa - 3/23/2020
