T P O

T   P   O
The Patient Ox (aka Hénock Gugsa)

G r e e t i n g s !

** TPO **
A personal blog with diverse topicality and multiple interests!


On the menu ... politics, music, poetry, and other good stuff.
There is humor, but there is blunt seriousness here as well!


Parfois, on parle français ici aussi. Je suis un francophile .... Bienvenue à tous!

* Your comments and evaluations are appreciated ! *

Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts

Saturday, May 21, 2022

An Incident with a Turkish Cat!

 

pampered turkish cats

An Incident with a Turkish Cat! 

Un incident en Turquie !

💝  💝  💝 

     In Istanbul, where cats rule, they come and go wherever they wish.That includes the heart of a symphony orchestra stage, with special preference for the string section. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
     À Istanbul, où les chats sont rois, ils vont et viennent où cela leur chante. Y compris, au coeur d’un orchestre symphonique, avec une petite préférence pour la section des violoncelles.‬


  

Wednesday, April 27, 2022

Friday, April 15, 2022

The Lovely Jennifer Garner ~ by Hénock Gugsa

 

Jennifer Garner as Cinderella!

 The Lovely Jennifer Garner 

~ by Hénock Gugsa ~

     I love Jennifer Garner on Instagram! She's such a fun person! She can cover the whole gamut of human emotion ... the whole spectrum! She can be funny (hilarious), she can be serious (thoughtful) ... she can be goofy and self-deprecating; or she can be elegant and a devastating beauty! Her hobbies and talents are just awe-inspiring ... she's into gardening and cooking, she connects with friends for spiritual support, and I don't know what else ... probably a ton of other social activities, that we don't even know, occupies her time. Of-course, she's a mom and she keeps that private, which is what it should be. 

     In general, I just love that she is not a show-off ... instead she shares those things she runs across that crack her up, that inspire her, that elevate her knowledge or life experience. I follow Jen's Instagram not only to catch that gorgeous dimply face and her genuine, unaffected smiles but also because her posts offer great source material! Thank you, Jennifer Garner! ❤️

 

Saturday, March 26, 2022

The Great Jackie Gleason ~ by TPO

 

Jackie Gleason (1916-1987)

The Great Jackie Gleason ~ by TPO 

The great, the majestic Jackie Gleason [1916-1987] !
~ Greatest comedian, actor, and raconteur!!! ~

  

Wednesday, March 23, 2022

Saturday, March 19, 2022

Richard Harris on the Conan O'Brien Show ~ TPO

 

Richard Harris (1930-2002)

 Richard Harris on the Conan O'Brien Show 

~ by TPO ~

 ** The late great raconteur Richard Harris - on - The Conan O'Brien show ! **

 

Sunday, February 27, 2022

An Ideal World ~ by Hénock Gugsa

 

An Ideal World *

~ by Hénock Gugsa ~

 [On a serenely peaceful wintry landscape, a lone bear encounters a lone wolf!]

    “Are you lost?” asked Bear.

    “No, I’m not lost. Are you?” asked Wolf.

    “No, I’m not lost. I’m out for a walk to feel the cold on my face, and to enjoy the quiet of the woods when it snows. What are you doing?”

    “I’m out for a walk to feel the cold under my paws, and to listen to the crunching of the snow as I walk.”

    “Do you want to walk with me?” asked Bear.

    “Sure,” said Wolf.

And so they head into the woods furry side by furry side, wet nose near wet nose, aware that they are “both creatures made to be comfortable in the very cold.” They savor the splendor of this forest world they share, smelling “the wet bark on the trees,” listening to “the small sounds” of the snowflakes falling on their fur, looking closely at the multitude of shapes.
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Source: extracted from Daniel Salmieri's "Bear and Wolf" by Maria Popova in the Marginalian.org

 

 

Tuesday, February 22, 2022

Saturday, February 19, 2022

Hands down, the best prankster !~ by TPO

 

Kate Beckinsdale (1973 - )

Hands down, the best prankster ! ~ by TPO 

😀😀😃😃

 From the scintillatingly brilliant mind (IQ=152) of a British beauty, 

Kate Beckinsdale! 

🌟🌟

 

 

Saturday, February 12, 2022

The Honey Hunter --- The Lost Soul ! ~ by Hénock Gugsa

 

map of Benishangul, Ethiopia

   The Honey Hunter – The Lost Soul !
~ story from Benishangul-Gumuz, Ethiopia ~
Compiled, revised and presented

 by Hénock Gugsa ( ሄኖክ  ጉግሣ )
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     Once there was a man who made his living by collecting honey from forests and caves and selling it at the market place.  In those olden times, there were no hives, but bees made use of certain hollow places on trees and crevices on cave walls.  He was helped by a friendly bird who gave him directions to where honey may be found.

     One day, he saw some bees buzzing around a tree, and naturally, he concluded that there was some honey to be had. So he gathered a bunch of kindling and lit a small fire to create smoke to distract the bees.  Having directed the smoke inside the hollow tree, he was able to garner large swaths of honey.  As it happened, he had not had the foresight to bring a goatskin sack which could accommodate a big haul.  So, he left what amount of honey he had collected on the ground at the bottom of the tree, and he went off to look for a sack.

     Upon his return with a sack, he discovered that all the honey was gone. What had happened was that a porcupine, a 'jart' (ጃርት), had taken the honey and hidden it in a nearby cave.  She was planning to call all her friends and throw a party where they would engorge their tummies with the godsend honey!

     The unfortunate victim of the dastardly theft  began scouring the surrounding area for a possible cache of the stolen honey.  As the man approached the entrance of the thief's cave, he heard a noise.

     “Someone who took my honey is in there,” he thought.

     He entered the cave and saw an evil spirit, a 'zar' (ዛር), disguised as a woman. She was baking and fermenting cereals to prepare t’ala (ጠላ).

     The 'zar' snarled, “What do you want?”

     The hunter said, “I had gathered some honey and went to look for a sack. When I came back, all the honey was gone. At first, I thought the thief was a man, but then I decided it was a porcupine because I saw her footprints near this cave. Porcupines are my enemies and I want to destroy them.”

     The 'zar' frowned and hissed.  “These porcupines are food for us zars. They are like sheep and goats to us. So if you harm them, a bad spell will fall upon you. Look elsewhere for others who might have stolen your honey. Leave the porcupines alone!”

     She gave him some hard unleavened bread, k’it’a (ቂጣ). As soon as he went out the door, he was immediately turned into a porcupine. Instead of two legs he now had four and the thorns of the porcupine stood up all over his body!

     There was nothing to do but seek some of his men friends for help with his predicament.  As it happened, on his way he found himself in the middle of a big fire that had broken out of nowhere.  He got very badly burnt but managed to flee.  He ran and ran and jumped into the sea. When he came back out of the sea, he was changed back into a man.

     Having then learned his lesson, he began to live in the bushes, eating berries and natural foods from trees.  He was now neither like a porcupine nor like a human being.  And so he was lost and unapproachable ... to all living things!

     He lived like a savage hermit.  It is believed he still lives to this day!

 

Wednesday, February 9, 2022

Friday, January 28, 2022

Happiness Spreader ~ by Hénock Gugsa

 

Happiness Spreader ! ~ by Hénock Gugsa 

😃  💗  😃 

"Whoever is happy will make others happy too." ~ Anne Frank
source: Soul Academy

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Thursday, January 20, 2022

"Facebook Friends" Vetting Methods ~ by Hénock Gugsa

 

a Facebook denizen! 😍
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"Facebook Friends" Vetting Methods 

~ by Hénock Gugsa ~

~ I recommend the following to a friend ----
🤔 🙂 🙂 😛 🌟
Some of the vetting methods I employ are based on simple common-sense.  Others are more subtle and relate to my inner instincts and feelings of likes/dislikes (i.e., first impressions).  Fundamentally, of-course, you have to consider logical reasons for the friends you enlist and invest in on Facebook.
     1 - Common Sense:  Is there any logical reason for the friend-request?  Is the person interesting?  Does the person identify himself/herself as a real person with a photo (photos), where they're from, or where they went to school?!  Does he (she) have an "interesting" background, and make "interesting" contributions (i.e. postings)?  Is the person overly political?  Is there variety and serious, intelligent effort in their posts?  Is there a modicum of originality or creativity that can be appreciated?  Is there intelligent humor?  
     2 - Instinctive reaction:  Is the friend-request just another idle, meaningless action on the part of the requestor, especially if they already have 800 friends?!  Do they even read and/or understand what I am posting?!  If they don't show any response or reaction and always just passively observe like creepy voyeurs, then who needs their friendship?  Generally, we can get a sense if a requestor is a good person, but if you have doubts, the default reaction should be "to reject".
     3 - Logical Considerations:  How many people can you have as "friends" on any day of your life whose names or faces you can instantaneously name or recall in any fashion?  If you say 50, it is probably reasonable ... if you say 100, it may be a bit of a stretch, but it is still doable!  Of-course, on Facebook the term "friend" is loosely bandied about!  In reality, our "friends" can be grouped under :  Real friends, casual acquaintances, re-connections, and new relations via 3rd party introductions.  The reasonable (logical) number of friends I have on Facebook should be no greater than what I do in Real Life!

*I shall attempt to explain .... The blue-uniformed shady person is the best approximation to a Facebook denizen I could come up with on short notice.  The original had a murky white background that I didn't like, so I selected beige from the "Paint" app to replace it, but I could not perfectly cover the field.  Instead, I was left with patches all over the place.  I did not want to overdo things for fear I'd smear up the person's profile.  As far as 'hand in pocket' is concerned, he realizes he is always on precarious ground in the world of Facebook.  Any minute, any amount of craziness may blow up in his face.  He is always 'en garde' ! 

 

Monday, January 17, 2022

A hill of beans ?! ~ by Hénock Gugsa

 

 

Blow ! ...  [ Clark Gable/Vivien Leigh ]

A hill of beans ?! ~ by Hénock Gugsa 

🤔 😕 😟 

This problem does "amount to a hill of beans"!

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