Classifieds - by Anonymous in UK

Classifieds

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Anonymous in UK

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER :
8 years old, Hateful little bastard.
Bites!
 
FREE PUPPIES :
1/2 Cocker-Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.
 
FREE PUPPIES :
Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

COWS, CALVES: 

Never bred.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer £100.

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE :
Worn once by mistake.
Call Stephanie.

**** And the WINNER is ... ****

FOR SALE BY OWNER :
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition, £200 or best offer. No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything.