Types in a Men's Room ~ by Anonymous
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Sociable Man : joins friends in a piss whether he has to or not, figures it don't cost anything!
Excitable Man : shorts have twisted around, can't find opening, rips hole in shorts.
Cross-eyed Man : looks into urinal in center, pisses on man's shoes on left, flushes urinal on right!
Timid Man : can't piss if anyone is watching, flushes urinal pretending he has pissed, comes back later when no one is around !
Indifferent Man: all urinals in use, pisses in sink!
Clever Man: no hands, shows off by adjusting tie, looks around for admiring glances.
Frivolous Man: pisses up and down and across urinal; attempts to hit flies; this type has never grown up.
Absentminded Man: unbuttons his vest, takes out his tie, and pisses his pants!
Sneaky Man: farts silently while pissing, acts innocent, knows man at next urinal will get blame.
Bold Man: farts long and loud while pissing and then laughs the same way!
Childish Man: pisses directly into water at bottom of urinal, likes to hear bubbling sound.
Tough Man: bangs tool against sides of urinal to knock off last drop. Bangs it too hard, leaves in pain.
Bashful Man: pisses down leg so no one can hear it run urinal.
Inquisitive Man: not interested in his own job, but insists on looking over at next man's tool.
Cock-proud Man: stands well back so that all can view his outsize tool. Finishes up with a prolonged shake and replaces tool with a flourish.
Nervy Man: grunts and breathes heavily, finally ending up with a resounding fart and thereby spoiling your piss.
Violent Man: shakes tool after piss with such gusto that hat falls over his eyes and drops of piss fly in all directions.
Retiring Man: pisses in urinal in most secluded corner and occasionally glances over shoulder to see who's looking.
Dejected Man: hangs head and enjoys a good long piss. Probably a hen-pecked husband enjoying the only thing that his wife can't interfere with.
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