The Civil War - (according to) Jonathan Winters

The American Civil War

according to the irreverent

Jonathan Winters

Amazing 6th Sense! - by Anonymous

 

 

A father put his three year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her say her prayers which she ended by saying:  “God bless mommy, God bless daddy, God bless grandma and good-bye grandpa.”

The father asked, “Why did you say good-bye grandpa?”

The little girl said, “I don’t know, daddy. It just seemed like the thing to do.”

The next day grandpa died.

The father thought it was a strange coincidence.

A few months later, as the father put the girl to bed, he heard her say her prayers, which went like this: “God bless mommy, God Bless daddy, and good-bye grandma.”

The next day the grandmother died.

“Oh my God,” thought the father, “This kid must really be in contact with the other side!”

Several weeks later as the little girl was going to bed, her dad heard her say, “God bless mommy and good-bye daddy.”

He practically went into shock right then and there. He couldn’t sleep all night and got up at the crack of dawn to go to his office. He was nervous as a cat all day, had lunch sent in and watched the clock. He figured if he could get by until midnight he would be okay. He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home at the end of the day he stayed there, drinking coffee, looking at his watch and jumping at every sound. Finally when midnight arrived, he breathed a sigh of relief and went home.

When he got home, his wife said “I’ve never seen you work so late, what’s the matter?”

He said, “I don’t want to talk about it, I’ve just spent the worst day of my life.”

She said, “You think you had a bad day, you’ll never believe what happened to me. This morning our neighbor, James, dropped dead right here on our porch!”