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Monday, April 4, 2011

The Over-nagged Husband - by Anonymous



The Over-nagged Husband
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A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150." The newly-widowed man thought about it briefly and told him he would just have her shipped home.

The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?"

The widower replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance." 


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