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Wednesday, April 6, 2011

Cubicle Humor - by David Letterman


DAVID LETTERMAN'S 
TOP 10 DRAWBACKS TO WORKING IN A CUBICLE


10 - Being told to "think outside the box" when you're in a freakin' box all day long.

9 - Not being able to check e-mail attachments without turning around to see who's behind you.

8 - Cubicle walls do not offer much protection from any kind of gunfire.

7 - That nagging feeling that if you press the right button, you'll get a piece of cheese.

6 - Lack of roof rafters for the noose.

5 - The walls are too close together for the hammock to work right.

4 - 23 power cords - 1 outlet.

3 - Prison cells are not only bigger, they also have beds.

2 - The carpet has been there since 1976 and shows more signs of life than your co-workers.

 .... And the NUMBER ONE drawback to working in a cubicle is:

1 - You can't walk out and slam the door when you quit!

David Letterman





David Letterman (1947 - )
 
 
 
 
 
 

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