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by Anonymous
A new teacher was
trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying,
“Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!”
After a few
seconds, Little Larry stood up.
The teacher said,
“Do you think you're stupid, Larry?”
“No, ma'am, but I
hate to see you standing there all by yourself!”
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Larry watched,
fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. “Why do you do that,
mommy?” he asked.
“To make myself beautiful,” said his mother,
who then began removing the cream with a tissue.
“What's the
matter,” asked Larry, “Giving up?”
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The math teacher
saw that Larry wasn't paying attention in class. She called on him and said,
“Larry! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?”
Larry quickly
replied, “NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network!”
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Larry's
kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they
saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the 10 most wanted criminals. One of
the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a
wanted person.
“Yes,” said the policeman. “The detectives
want very badly to capture him.”
Larry asked, “Why
didn't you keep him when you took his picture?”
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Little Larry
attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from
horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs and rump, and
chest. After a few minutes, Larry asked, “Dad, why are you doing that?”
His father
replied, “Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are
healthy and in good shape before I buy.”
Larry, looking
worried, said, “Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom...”
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End.
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