ATD : At The Doctor's
BFF : Best Friend Farted
BTW : Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT : Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM : Covered By Medicare
CUATSC : See You At The Senior Center
DWI : Driving While Incontinent
FWB : Friend With Beta Blockers
FWIW : Forgot Where I Was
FYI : Found Your Insulin
GGPBL : Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
GHA : Got Heartburn Again
HGBM : Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO : Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO : Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL : Living On Lipitor
LWO : Lawrence Welk's On
OMMR : On My Massage Recliner
OMSG : Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
ROFL... CGU : Rolling On The Floor Laughing... [and] Can't Get Up
SGGP : Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
TTYL : Talk To You Louder
WAITT : Who Am I Talking To?
WTFA : Wet The Furniture Again
WTP : Where's The Prunes?
WWNO : Walker Wheels Need Oil
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