The First Time
Ever I Saw Your Face
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by
Lena Horne (1917-2010)
&
Harry Belafonte (1927 -)
T P O
The Patient Ox (aka Hénock Gugsa)
Monday, May 27, 2013
Saturday, May 25, 2013
Grandma's Birthday - by Anonymous
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by Anonymous
The
family wheeled Grandma out on the lawn, in her wheelchair, where the activities
for her 100th birthday were taking place.
Grandma
couldn't speak very well, but she would write notes when she needed to
communicate.
After
a short time out on the lawn, Grandma started leaning off to the right, so some
family members grabbed her, straightened her up, and stuffed pillows on her
right.
A short time later, she started leaning off to her left, so again the family grabbed her and stuffed pillows on her left.
Soon she started leaning forward, so the family members again grabbed her, and then tied a pillowcase around her waist to hold her up.
A
nephew who arrived late came up to Grandma and said, "Hi, Grandma, you're
looking good! How are they treating you?"
Grandma took out her little notepad and slowly wrote a note to the nephew...
Grandma took out her little notepad and slowly wrote a note to the nephew...
"Bastards
won't let me fart."
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