T P O

T   P   O
The Patient Ox (aka Hénock Gugsa)

G r e e t i n g s !

** TPO **
A personal blog with diverse topicality and multiple interests!


On the menu ... politics, music, poetry, and other good stuff.
There is humor, but there is blunt seriousness here as well!


Parfois, on parle français ici aussi. Je suis un francophile .... Bienvenue à tous!

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Monday, October 29, 2012

To Rodeo Lovers - by TPO


* A rodeo poem by Rod Miller *

“Number 16” *
It happened in nineteen and seventy-three,
the twenty-third day of June.
It was a Saturday night, under the lights
and a quarter of the waning moon.

Nary a cloud was in the sky,
the stars burned clear and bright,
sixty-nine degrees, a hint of a breeze;
for rodeo, a near-perfect night.

Pawing the bottom of chute number three
stood a horse, fifteen hands two,
the number 16 read on his hip clean,
burned in hair a rich, roan blue.

A white star winked on his forehead
through a forelock tangled and long;
a mane of black, a stripe down his back,
dark bottoms on legs thick and strong.

He rattled the slide gate with a solid kick
when the flank man hooked the strap
and kept up the fight as the rigging pulled tight,
relieving chute boards of pineknots and sap.

Finally the cowboy nodded his face
and the gate cracked open, then wide.
Off flew his hat as 16 whipped out flat
and took a run with a choppy stride.

He planted his forefeet and sucked it back
after covering fifty-three feet.
The cowboy’s nose advanced past his toes,
but he managed to keep his seat.

Then that big blue roan jumped straight up,
must have been nine feet in the air,
he bellered and roared, lifted off twice more;
liked to bucked off all his white hair.

Next he spun to the left four turns and a half,
got that cowboy away from his hand,
down in the well where he hung for a spell
while looking for a place to land.

16 trotted off with his head in the air,
nostrils flared and tail flying straight;
followed the course of a bay pickup horse
out back through the catch pen gate.

It was as fine a display of the bucking art
as this fan ever has seen;
I’ve watched hundreds pitch, the best of which
was that blue roan, number 16.

The cowboy’s name? I can’t recall.
Wish I could, but memory fails.
That rodeo, you know, was a long time ago.
You can’t expect me to remember details.

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* Rod Miller, 2004



Friday, October 26, 2012

Quick on Their Feet! - by Anonymous



Children Are Quick
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by Anonymous

TEACHER: Why are you late?
STUDENT: Class started before I got here.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
MILLIE: I is ...
TEACHER: No, Millie...Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right...I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher.