Why I Will Vote for Mitt - by PB of Manlius, NY

Why I Will Vote for Mitt:
by
PB of Manlius, NY    
1. I don't think rich people should pay taxes since they create all these jobs we don't have, and I don't want to pay any taxes either.

2. I miss the neocons like John Bolton and can't wait for that long-promised war with Iran--if not Iran, I am sure the neocons & military contractors can find an alternative venue for another war or two.

3. Mitt hates the government and so do I. We don't need the EPA, FDA, SS, Medicare, Medicaid, consumer protection, any gun laws, roads, bridges, schools (I hated school), etc. All we need is a big macho military with big weapons and a place to use them (see #2).

4. Mitt is tough and isn't one of those wishy-washy, kind, empathy types--like he really didn't care that he strapped his old dog to the car roof for that fun-filled family vacation, and he LIKES firing people. Just the kind of guy we need to set America straight.

5. Mitt does not bog himself down with truth or reality. After all, he's never lived in reality anyway, and truth is way too difficult to figure out. Whatever!

6. Mitt does not favor separation of church and state; he will give us that Christian theocracy some of us have been clamoring for. So you gals can forget all about the contraception stuff and controlling your own bodies.

7. We need more political Supreme Court Justices like that funny guy Scalia who does as he pleases and doesn't let all that constitutional legal stuff and settled law get in the way of his personal opinions.

Go Mitt!

Governmentium ?! - by TPO

  New Periodic Table Element Discovered *
--------------- // -----------------   Lawrence Livermore Laboratories has discovered the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element, Governmentium (Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.

These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert; however, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second, to take from 4 days to 4 years to complete.

Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2 – 6 years. It does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.

In fact, Governmentium’s mass will actually increase over time, since each re-organization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes. This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass.

When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium, an element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.

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* Source: newparadigmdigest.com