-- by The Onion --
~~ No longer any need to partake in thrilling hunt of finding cheapest airfare.
~~ IRS suddenly beating down your door to snatch away huge portions of your hard-inherited money.
~~ IRS suddenly beating down your door to snatch away huge portions of your hard-inherited money.
~~ Have to purchase 1,436 mattresses to store your fortune.
~~ Exterminator can’t do anything about the members of Congress in your living room.
~~ No excuse for your face to still look like that. ---------------------------------------------------------------------
* Source: The Onion, 9/28/2016
~~ No excuse for your face to still look like that. ---------------------------------------------------------------------
* Source: The Onion, 9/28/2016
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"To have respect for ourselves guides our morals; and to have a deference for others governs our manners."
Lawrence Sterne (1713 - 1768)
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