Epitaphs, anyone?
- by TPO -
OFFICE HUMOR ... Boss Suicide ===>The detective asked the secretary, "Why did your boss jump out the window?"
She sobbed, "I don't know. He was such a kind man .... Over the past few weeks, he gave me a fur coat, a sports car, a diamond ring and today, a new condo! .... And then he asked what it would take to get to home base with me."
"And what did you say?"
"I replied, 'Oh, I don't know; the other guys in the office just buy me dinner!' "
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Lawrence Sterne (1713 - 1768)
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