"Posterior Breezes" - by WBG

 
                                                                

                                                                
 "Posterior Breezes!"
by
Wisconsin Boonies Grandma*  
"I went to the store to purchase a birthday card for my sister. 

"I couldn't decide whether to pick a card to remind her of her OTD status or something sentimental. As I approached the card section, I decided to go around the end to the Comic section. 
 
"I stopped when I heard a really loud rumbling noise coming from around the corner. I realized it was a long posterior wind, giving someone a big degree of comfort. I hesitated just a second and stepped around the corner to see a little old lady innocently perusing the cards. 
 
"The second card I picked up contained this touching verse: 'Somebody [expelled a posterior breeze] in the card shop and I could only hold my breath long enough to grab this one: HAPPY BIRTHDAY. And many more!' 
 
"I grabbed the envelope and the card and dashed back around the corner, in fear of breaking out in uncontrollable laughter." 
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*Source: Pioneer Press Bulletin Board