On Aging - by The Cat In the Hat

"On Aging"
by  The Cat In the Hat (not Dr. Seuss)  

I cannot see I cannot pee I cannot chew I cannot screw Oh my god, what can I do? My memory shrinks My hearing stinks No sense of smell I look like hell My mood is bad - can you tell? My body's drooping Have trouble pooping The Golden Years  have come at last The Golden Years can kiss my ass.