10 - Being told to "think outside the box" when you're in a freakin' box all day long.
9 - Not being able to check e-mail attachments without turning around to see who's behind you.
8 - Cubicle walls do not offer much protection from any kind of gunfire.
7 - That nagging feeling that if you press the right button, you'll get a piece of cheese.
6 - Lack of roof rafters for the noose.
5 - The walls are too close together for the hammock to work right.
4 - 23 power cords - 1 outlet.
3 - Prison cells are not only bigger, they also have beds.
2 - The carpet has been there since 1976 and shows more signs of life than your co-workers.
.... And the NUMBER ONE drawback to working in a cubicle is:
1 - You can't walk out and slam the door when you quit!
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"To have respect for ourselves guides our morals; and to have a deference for others governs our manners."
Lawrence Sterne (1713 - 1768)
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